進入股市者<div style="text-align: center;"><font style="color: DarkOrange; font-weight: bold;" size="5"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">進入股市者</span></font><br><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br>（網路文章）</span></font><br><br><br><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">武松進去，肉鬆出來；</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">寶馬進去，自行車出來；</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">皮大衣進去，三點式出來；</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">老闆進去，打工仔出來；</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">鱷魚進去，壁虎出來；</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">蟒蛇進去，蚯蚓出來；</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">老虎進去，小貓出來；</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">別墅進去，草棚出來；</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">站著進去，躺著出來；</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">牽著狗進去，被狗牽出來；</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">坐火箭進去，坐潛艇出來……</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">總之，就是地球進去也會變乒乓球出來！</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">當我們沒進入股市的時候，傻子都在賺錢；</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">當我們興沖沖地闖進去之後，才發現自己是傻子。</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">天蒼蒼，地茫茫，今年的股市太渺茫；</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">水彎彎，路迢迢，被套的日子還很長；</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">風蕭蕭兮股市寒，鈔票一去兮不復還。</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">某日股市大跌，張三下午收盤後很是鬱悶，回到家哩，碰巧兒子放學回家，叫了聲「爹」，張三勃然大怒：「不能叫爹（跌），要叫家長（價漲）」。 </span></font><br><img smilieid="57" src="http://www.amituofohouse.org/images/smilies/jumpsmile.gif" border="0"><br><br><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></div>